Too Cool For School
Like most people I know, I've kind of ignored or turned my nose up at the wristband craze. It's tacky in a completely unironic way. What fun is that?
But having actually handled one now, I have to demand an answer - why did nobody tell me that these things are fun to play with? WHY? They might be the best fidgit toy I've had since my magnets.
Live strong, loyal readers.