Oh, You Wacky Celebrities
Pop quiz - which is dumber, David Beckham and Posh Spice naming their first child Brooklyn, after the place of conception (do they have sex that rarely that they can pinpoint the exact place?) or Nicolas Cage, who is naming his son Kal-el
, after, um, Superman?
I'm just going to pencil into my schedule, 18 years from now - "do documentary on Kal-El Cage. Will be hilarious."