Sunday, April 03, 2005
My House, Noonish Today
Me: Hey, the pope's dead.
Family Member: Really?
Me: Yeah, that means ABC isn't showing the soccer game.
FM: Fuck the fucking pope!
Hey, when did this country go Catholic, anyway? Someone put the WASPs back in charge, the papists have taken over. Goddamn papists. Next they'll let Jesuit assassins in!
I hope heaven has an intensive care dueling setup, cause I wanna see the Pope take on Tubular Terry in a 12 round bedpan battle. Or something.
Me: Hey, the pope's dead.
Family Member: Really?
Me: Yeah, that means ABC isn't showing the soccer game.
FM: Fuck the fucking pope!
Hey, when did this country go Catholic, anyway? Someone put the WASPs back in charge, the papists have taken over. Goddamn papists. Next they'll let Jesuit assassins in!
I hope heaven has an intensive care dueling setup, cause I wanna see the Pope take on Tubular Terry in a 12 round bedpan battle. Or something.