And I've Still Never Worn A Tie
Last night was perhaps the star attraction of Antioch's social scene, the Genderfuck party - also known as The Excuse to Put on Crazy Makeup and Wear Very Little Clothing party. Most of my friends, who had promised to doll me up, had too much work and stayed home. Nevertheless, a bit of improvisation and luck managed to get me a simple, classy outfit topped off by a dark red wig. When I walked in, another guy in a prom dress said to me: "Dammit, Rowan, when I got here I was the prom queen, but you're fucking Marylin."
....and I bet y'all think you're getting pictures.