Bow Wow
I was at a pet shop today with my dad. Reason being, my family has 8 pets. So buying food for the menagerie is important. Anyway, as I had little to do, I was wandering aimlessly. I noticed some shiny jewelry, and I caught myself thinking "hey, these look kind of nice." Sizing them up. Etc. Then I realized that they were dog collars. Oh, sense of beauty. When did you go wrong? Or perhaps right.