I've been hearing some things about a big important fellow in our 51st state being captured. My official public response is this Simpsons reference: Krusty the Klown has a flashback to the first Gulf War, when he goes to entertain the troops. He makes the joke "Saddam Hussein? They should call him So Damn In Sane!" The audience doesn't laugh, and the Generic Pimply Teenager soldier screams "You're just fanning the flames of hatred!"