Epiphany
Tonight, I came to the conclusion that perhaps my diet is part of the reason that a) I'm cold all the time, b) I sleep all the time, and c) I've been having body parts that should not be falling asleep fall asleep.....LIKE MY HEART.
I have heard rumours of this mystical "i-ron" substance. It is apparently different from the all-ironY diet I've been subsisting on for the last, uh, decade.