I Am A Simple Man
And right now, all I want out of life is to be able to play X-COM on my XP computer. X-COM doesn't like XP. So, I want to install Windows 98, but all I have is an upgrade copy. If anyone local has an old Windows 95 or something else that will work to upgrade, drop me a comment.
Also in the world of technology, if someone knows where I can get a program to edit MP3's, that would be cool. I just want to cut off the end of some songs. Because, and all together now, "Whoever decided it was a good idea to put clever skits on hip-hop albums goes to prison."