Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!
In case you couldn't tell, that last entry was sarcasm. Or maybe angered deadpan. Irony? Satire? Something along those lines. On the other hand, Indigenous Peoples Day is a clumsy stupid name. How about No-Genocide Day? Sorry-we-stole-your-land Day?
In other news, since the secret blog message seems to have worked, here's one of my favorite quotes from the new Outkast album. Also good, but discarded was "I'm not picky. She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass! Just something well-proportioned to her body, you know, nice little tail."