Conversations with Canucks
Arkaeyn: When I move to Canada, what should I know?
Canadian: That you don't have to be afraid to be shot, and that black people are cool too.
Arkaeyn: hehe. Nicely done!
Canadian: Why would you want to move here?
Arkaeyn: what's the last country canada invaded?
Canadian: Did we invade countries like... ever? I think we did burn the White House once though.
Arkaeyn: yeah, but you were still with Britain then
Arkaeyn: and the white house needs a good burning