Biggest. Dork. Ever.
So, last night, I was playing some Championship Manager. This is supremely dorky/geeky/nerdy. For those who aren't down (all of you, probably), CM is a soccer management simulation. It's basically a playable database with some random numbers thrown in. It's a dream come true for nerdy types who still like some sports. I like soccer. This works for me.
Anyway, last night, I was seeing the highlights of a game, and I saw a player named Russell being challenged by a player named Whitehead. Russell. Whitehead. I giggled.
If you don't understand any of this, that's probably for the best.
If you do understand, have a cookie!
If you understand, and find my personality vaguely appealing, marry me. Now.